Blue collar trash red wine. (It's predictable.)

In the UK the standard of imported wine is generally very variable. We pay a premium price for random bottles that may taste nice or may be so bad they have to be poured down the sink.
After a particularly horrible bottle of red wine (A bottle of the same wine bought a week earlier had been fine) I decided to analyse the taste and determine if I could fake the red wine experience.
Try it yourself and let me know what you think in the comments.