The slime invasion is IMMINENT

We recently launched kits so that you too can have an eldritch horror for a pet. Jerry, our lab pet and the Internets favourite fun guy, is a type of slime mold called physarum polycephelum. The entire mass is all one giant cell, and yet lacking any neurons, Jerry maintains a form of intelligence and crawls around looking for food.

Well the good news is that we're officially starting to ship out the kits as our first batch of Jerry clones has arrived. So if you've been waiting, fear not, you'll have your Jerry very soon.

Want one and haven't ordered yet? Get your Jerry here:
https://thethoughtemporium.ca/