Make a Disko-piss - urine colorizer, and let rip like a UNICORN!

The simple addition of carbonated wine to a video is guaranteed to get results. Not necessarily good ones, but results nonetheless.
So here's how to turn the mere act of routine urination into a spectacular fountain of nocturnal wiener-jewels in your garden.
The idea for this came about somewhat randomly when I was urinating in the middle of nowhere at night by the light of a head torch and noticed the vivid optical effect of the droplets of liquid. It followed that by the addition of cycling LED colours I could make things much more visual.
So here it is. The Disko-piss urine colorizer for enhancing your nocturnal experience. Note that white porcelain pans do somewhat swamp the visual effect, so the unit is best used in a dark outdoor area for best effect.
Yeah, I did include THAT bit of video in the end.

Here's a link to an ebay listing for the LED tester, which can be found by searching for mini LED test box.
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/111802050504