Chinese illuminated earwax (and genital) scoop.

Up to the point I made this video I was blissfully unaware that some variants of our diverse human species do actually have a genetic tendency to quite serious ear wax issues. Thanks to those who let me know about this. In our sheltered Caucasian world we are normally told not to stick things in our relatively low-wax ears.
On a plus note the device might have other uses like serving very small portions of ice cream to mice or for scraping secretions from your crevices.
You can get an "oriental earwax remover" here:- http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/181686418093