Google AdSense showing $0 for YouTube earnings - SOLUTION

I'm tired of finding videos on YouTube that help creators figure out weird things with Google's platform, so instead of making a video that's 10:01 long and making you sit through 9 minutes of monologuing to inflate my watch time metrics, here's a short minute-long video showing you how to see your YouTube ad revenue metrics in Google AdSense.

And yeah, the thumbnail is ridiculous, but you clicked on it, didn't you?